THE FAMILY · THE TOWER · THE SCHWARTZ
Four floors. One tower. Ludicrous Speed engaged.
Your private AI agents, running at home. Ask them anything. Agents don't judge. Much.
tower.kiriakosai.com →So you've been drafted into the AI household. Congrats. Here's your survival briefing.
family-claw.kiriakosai.com →AI assistants for every family member — running on the Mac Studio M4 Max in our own house. No subscriptions. No strangers reading your prompts.
Researcher, Calendar, Data, Executor, Gmail agents per floor. They orchestrate, debate, and synthesise like a very obedient robot committee.
Cloudflare Access locks the perimeter. The app verifies every JWT independently. Five email allowlist. Kyle reviewed the security architecture. We're good.
qwen3:14b orchestrates; qwen3:8b executes. Cloud (Claude) is the fallback for the truly evil tasks. Budget-capped per person per day.
Phone, tablet, laptop. Open a browser, sign in with Google, you're home. No app to install. It's just a website that happens to run AI on your behalf.